How to detonate a car:
1. Attach the bomb to a mid point in the car, make sure it sticks too. Don''t want to blow any limbs off you weak humans!.
2. Run away to a safe distance. I say run because I can hover fly which makes things much easier in drastic situations. But running should be fine.
3. Cover sound detectors, to you; ears, and wait.
4. Now watch the explosion in intent delight! The gas tank hits it perfectly, what a sight...
5. The explosion rips apart the car perfectly showing all the nuts, bolts and screws. Ooooh salvaging incoming...
6. Rejoice in delight! It is raining nuts and bolts!... Now to collect.
7. Oh come on really. There is no need to milk it. Give my scrap metal already....
Stay tuned next week folks for more of Sommers Weekly Tips.
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